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SOOO, I haven't uploaded anything for like 2 months. I got a camera though, so that shall no longer be a problem c:

... if anyone cares. 3:
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i'm 37% virgin

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Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin. Lowest number you have the more you've done! after you are done.

100%

( )Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) gotten/given a handjob.
(x) gotten/given a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
() Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

(x) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
(x) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
(X) Given or received a lap dance.
(X) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 86%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party.
( ) Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 80%

( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
(x) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
( ) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(X) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76%

(x) Made Out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
( ) Shot a gun
(x) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%

( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth.
(x) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 61%

(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
() Met a celebrity.
(x) Played an instrument.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 55%

( ) Got caught stealing something.
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
() Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 53%

() Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
(x) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a wh***.
(x) Danced like a wh***.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 44%

(x) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
(x) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Been raped.


FINAL ADD UP :
I'm 37% Virgin
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idk i thought of cheetah gurlz.


sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i gots me a jobby ;)
its secret. but i'll get lots of money. no, im not a prostitute, and im not a drug dealer. i am a blueberry whore on the side, though.

and i got into that school.
and yeah, life is good.
mostly right now
cuz my room
is my sa-
nctua-
ry.

a-
nd m-
y mind is
racing at int-
ense speeds and
it's hard to type what
i actually wanted to type.






soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo im a dumbhead and i really want cheeetos :'(
goodnightttttt loves, i will upload some shit soon :heart:
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woop woop

1 min read
my mom's boss wants me to draw her two kids, and she said she'll pay me :D
yay, my first commish ;D

plus i get to draw two cute indian kids :$
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hjhfvhjgx.

2 min read
i can honestly say that one of the worst pains i've ever felt is loving someone who hates himself so much.

i'm not gonna lie, its kind of hard. but i couldn't stop loving him even if i wanted to. there's no choice in the matter.

all i can do is be there, and i just want him to stop hurting so fucking badly. if i knew ANYTHING i could do to make him better, i would do it. i just want to take it all away and i can't. all i want is for him to see how amazing he is and love himself as much as i love him and see that it does get better. life doesn't have to be about making an impact and it doesn't have to be pointless either. it's about peace and love and happiness and living to the fullest. that doesn't mean pleasing others. it means pleasing yourself.

how can you feel worthless when you're the best thing that's ever happened to me? how can you hate yourself when i love you beyond measure?

i know you can't help thinking how you think, it's not something you can change. and i know you think you're fucked up and don't deserve me. i try to prove you wrong but i guess i'm not trying hard enough. one day i'll show you how wrong you are, though. and i'll never, ever stop loving you. no matter how hard it is.



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anddd rant done.
goodnight.
i love you brandon :heart:
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